The secret service called,
they have need of your expertise
of taking a grown man
and bringing him to his knees
For enemies of the state,
they will offer a simple choice:
Give up their secrets without delay
or parent you
for just one day
'til they break.
You’ll be their youngest member,
but rest assured they say.
You’ve got this,
you’re a natural.
After all, it’s child’s play.